Fudstragboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful centaur.

Fudstragboss created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudstragboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudstragboss, he will turn you into a snail.

Fudstragboss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fudstragboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never jump in the presence of voles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.