Venbapstig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy frog.

Venbapstig created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venbapstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venbapstig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Venbapstig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Venbapstig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Venbapstig on top of all buildings.