Hadbodwik is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome hedgehog.

Hadbodwik created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbodwik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadbodwik, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hadbodwik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hadbodwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.