Jabtadgess is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented armadillo.
Jabtadgess created a strange quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Jabtadgess, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Jabtadgess, it will destroy your home planet.
Jabtadgess' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Jabtadgess' Holy Commandments1. Never mention foxes.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never paint your hands violet.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.