Cusspigxem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent pig.

Cusspigxem created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspigxem, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cusspigxem, it will strike you with lightening.

Cusspigxem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cusspigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cusspigxem on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Worship no other gods but Cusspigxem.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.