Yoggar is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, compassionate fairy.
Yoggar created the Sun six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yoggar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Yoggar, she will try to impress you with trees.
Yoggar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Yoggar's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry nematodes.
2. Yoggar loves seals, so they must be honoured.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Yoggar must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never look at nebulae.