Poghinlop is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable armadillo.
Poghinlop created humankind four years ago.
If you believe in
Poghinlop, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Poghinlop, he will turn you into a goat.
Poghinlop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Poghinlop's Holy Commandments1. Poghinlop loves snails, so they must be respected.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never talk about foxes.
5. Do not wear black clothing.