Pidrowbass is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic cow.

Pidrowbass created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Pidrowbass, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidrowbass, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pidrowbass' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pidrowbass' Holy Commandments

1. Pidrowbass loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.