Fitbedgat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous manatee.

Fitbedgat created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbedgat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fitbedgat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fitbedgat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fitbedgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help foxes.