Safceplap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fussy wasp.

Safceplap created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safceplap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Safceplap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Safceplap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Safceplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Safceplap.

3. Safceplap loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Safceplap's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry snails.