Lathimgar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering goose.

Lathimgar created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathimgar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lathimgar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lathimgar's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lathimgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.