Gabmobyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil crocodile.

Gabmobyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gabmobyatt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabmobyatt, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gabmobyatt's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gabmobyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.