Cibfarnkop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic goblin.

Cibfarnkop created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfarnkop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibfarnkop, it will not care.

Cibfarnkop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cibfarnkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.