Fagxencen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow snake.

Fagxencen created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Fagxencen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fagxencen, she will remove you from existence.

Fagxencen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fagxencen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick foxes.