Abhomvid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful newt.

Abhomvid created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abhomvid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abhomvid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Abhomvid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Abhomvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear gray shorts.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not skip in public.