Omtrigrilladvag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage salamander.

Omtrigrilladvag created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtrigrilladvag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtrigrilladvag, he will laugh at you.

Omtrigrilladvag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Omtrigrilladvag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

2. Omtrigrilladvag loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.