Raprapvad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient manatee.

Raprapvad created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raprapvad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Raprapvad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Raprapvad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Raprapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Raprapvad.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.