Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest gorilla.
Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob
created the Sun five million years ago.
If you believe in
Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob
, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob
, he will be very sad.
Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob's
most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Flagpasxendubnurltinfar Narkonmob's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not drink water in white rooms.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Respect your elders.
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