Bomarfbud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful swan.

Bomarfbud created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomarfbud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bomarfbud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bomarfbud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bomarfbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.