Queegbonrill is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, contented swan.
Queegbonrill created Europe three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Queegbonrill, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Queegbonrill, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Queegbonrill's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Queegbonrill's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. You must never eat beans.
4. Worship no other gods but Queegbonrill.
5. You must pray to Queegbonrill four times a day.