Bedlunveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, overgenerous centaur.

Bedlunveg created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedlunveg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedlunveg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bedlunveg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bedlunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.