Babdap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud mongoose.

Babdap created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Babdap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Babdap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Babdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Babdap.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not speak about onions.