Jamdiblim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever skunk.

Jamdiblim created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdiblim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jamdiblim, he will manifest in front of you.

Jamdiblim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jamdiblim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never eat nuts.