Yoktipten is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful human.

Yoktipten created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Yoktipten, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoktipten, it will come to you in dreams.

Yoktipten's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yoktipten's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always obey Yoktipten's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoktipten.

5. Never talk about fire.