Cebtomvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind centipede.

Cebtomvol created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Cebtomvol, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebtomvol, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cebtomvol's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cebtomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.