Kapgidcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous goat.

Kapgidcid created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapgidcid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kapgidcid, she will remove you from existence.

Kapgidcid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kapgidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the east.