Fodtadpas Yartabdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able giraffe.

Fodtadpas Yartabdap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fodtadpas Yartabdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodtadpas Yartabdap, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fodtadpas Yartabdap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fodtadpas Yartabdap's Holy Commandments

1. Fodtadpas Yartabdap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not commit murder.