Sitarpgad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow turtle.

Sitarpgad created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitarpgad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitarpgad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sitarpgad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sitarpgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill frogs.