Sitarpgad is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow turtle.
Sitarpgad created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Sitarpgad, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sitarpgad, he will be mildly annoyed.
Sitarpgad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Sitarpgad's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not kill frogs.