Gombignurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited newt.

Gombignurl created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombignurl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gombignurl, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gombignurl's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gombignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gombignurl.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.