Flatdavnull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful otter.

Flatdavnull created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatdavnull, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flatdavnull, it will turn you into a puffin.

Flatdavnull's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flatdavnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Flatdavnull loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.