Ruttiksit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak pigeon.

Ruttiksit created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttiksit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttiksit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ruttiksit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ruttiksit's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttiksit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ruttiksit on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.