Godhogduthaksterbon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful crocodile.

Godhogduthaksterbon created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godhogduthaksterbon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godhogduthaksterbon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Godhogduthaksterbon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Godhogduthaksterbon's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Godhogduthaksterbon loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.