Binligvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, irritating chinchilla.

Binligvonk created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binligvonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binligvonk, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Binligvonk's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Binligvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.