Nakafvag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic slug.

Nakafvag created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakafvag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nakafvag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nakafvag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nakafvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.