Higtampit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet bear.

Higtampit created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higtampit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Higtampit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Higtampit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Higtampit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.