Sigsatgil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered mink.

Sigsatgil created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigsatgil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigsatgil, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sigsatgil's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sigsatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing magenta shoes.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.