Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage lobster.

Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibhugcibhapdadfit Cudjipcit Dagfarmet.