Cibsugloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective lobster.

Cibsugloop created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsugloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cibsugloop, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cibsugloop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cibsugloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Cibsugloop.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear ear rings.