Canyimhen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent otter.

Canyimhen created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Canyimhen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Canyimhen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Canyimhen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Canyimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Run away if seven geese approach from the east.