Rutjontap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish fox.

Rutjontap created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutjontap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rutjontap, he will cry a lot.

Rutjontap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rutjontap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.