Fobnelart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented lion.

Fobnelart created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobnelart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobnelart, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fobnelart's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fobnelart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed corn to frogs while wearing red skirts.