Gaddublip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic elephant.

Gaddublip created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddublip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gaddublip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gaddublip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gaddublip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gaddublip.

5. Never look at stars.