Larpkipdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty wolf.

Larpkipdoss created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpkipdoss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larpkipdoss, she will destroy your home planet.

Larpkipdoss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Larpkipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.