Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable toad.

Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet, he will turn you into a dog.

Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rengoftarprull Cubcarcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.