Mipfedtailyiknultunrull is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful crane.

Mipfedtailyiknultunrull created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfedtailyiknultunrull, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipfedtailyiknultunrull, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipfedtailyiknultunrull's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mipfedtailyiknultunrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.