Wikliphat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless bird.

Wikliphat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikliphat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikliphat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wikliphat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wikliphat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Put Wikliphat first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not skip in public.