Hanyimlop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane bee.

Hanyimlop created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanyimlop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanyimlop, she will manifest in front of you.

Hanyimlop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hanyimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Hanyimlop.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.