Cibrengig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless octopus.

Cibrengig created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibrengig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibrengig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cibrengig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cibrengig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Cibrengig nine times a day.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.