Jatmidfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid shrew.

Jatmidfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Jatmidfob, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatmidfob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatmidfob's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jatmidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Run away if eight shrews approach from the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.