Armbigtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful hedgehog.

Armbigtal created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armbigtal, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Armbigtal, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armbigtal's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Armbigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear red.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Armbigtal on top of important buildings.

5. Never paint your face brown.